The Kingdom of Heaven is Like Free Chips and Salsa at Chipotle

My friend Jeff not only writes more often than me- he is better at it. Read this.

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I ate my lunch outside at Chipotle while reading a book today.  I chose Chipotle at the expense of all of the other restaurants in Peoria because of their delicious food and their outdoor seating.  As I walked outside, I noticed an unattended bag of chips with accompanying salsa on one of the tables.  I was pretty sure that this table was taken, so I chose to sit as far away from the bag as possible.  I didn’t want the humans that belonged to this bag of chips to distract me from my reading.

A little bit later, a couple of guys came around the corner and sat at a table adjacent to mine with their food from Chick-Fil-A.  I assume that they made a mistake when they chose what to eat and were trying to redeem themselves by (at least) sitting at Chipotle.  Maybe their presence at Chipotle would…

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